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mande ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 12:55
RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Lustiges in englisch.


Nasreddin and the pot.

One day Nasreddin borrowed a pot from his neighbour Ali. The next day he brought it back with another little pot inside. "That's not mine," said Ali. "Yes, it is," said Nasreddin. "While your pot was staying with me, it had a baby."

Some time later Nasreddin asked Ali to lend him a pot again. Ali agreed, hoping that he would once again receive two pots in return. However, days passed and Nasreddin had still not returned the pot. Finally Ali lost patience and went to demand his property. "I am sorry," said Nasreddin. "I can't give you back your pot, since it has died." "Died!" screamed Ali, "how can a pot die?" "Well," said Nasreddin, "you believed me when I told you that your pot had had a baby."

[ Editiert von Administrator mande am 14.12.06 13:51 ]

KarinY ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 13:47
#2 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Diese Geschichte habe ich schon einmal in einem Türkisch - Lehrbuch gelesen. Hast du noch mehr Geschichten vom Nazreddin Hodscha?

mande ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 13:49
#3 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Hallo Karin,
Ich denke schon, dass ich noch welche finde. Werde dann jede Woche davon einstellen.

Mit lieben Grüssen,
Mande

Aramesh Offline




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14.12.2006 13:53
#4 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Hallo ihr Lieben,

Lieber Mande, habe gerade in meinem Patchwork-Türmchen ein paar kleine Geschichten eingestellt. Ich hoffe, sie gefallen euch. Das Thema ist unerschöpflich, der Till Eulenspiegel des Orients!

Liebe Grüße

mande ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 14:12
#5 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Hier ist nun die zweite Geschichte auf english.


Nasreddin goes shopping

One day Nasreddin went to town to buy new clothes. First he tried on a pair of trousers. He didn't like the trousers, so he gave them back to the shopkeeper. Then he tried a robe which had the same price as the trousers. Nasreddin was pleased with the robe, and he left the shop. Before he climbed on his donkey to ride home, the shopkeeper and the shop-assistant ran out.

"You didn't pay for the robe!" said the shopkeeper.

"But I gave you the trousers in exchange for the robe, didn't I?" replied Nasreddin.

"Yes, but you didn't pay for the trousers, either!" said the shopkeeper.

"But I didn't buy the trousers," replied Nasreddin. "I am not so stupid as to pay for something which I never bought."

mande

KarinY ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 14:22
#6 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Oh, das ist schlau! Nächste Woche bei den Weihnachtseinkäufen werde ich diese Strategie auch mal ausprobieren. Aber ich fürchte, mir fehlt die natürliche Autorität, um damit durchzukommen. Ob es an meinem Äußeren liegt?

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14.12.2006 14:34
#7 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Hihi Karin,

das glaube ich kaum. Mullah Nasreddin saß immer verkehrtherum auf dem Esel. Ich glaube, so gehst Du nicht gerne einkaufen.

Lieben Gruß

KarinY ( gelöscht )
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14.12.2006 14:40
#8 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Nee, da hast du Recht. Ich nehme doch lieber das Auto oder fahre mit dem Bus. Geld sparen ist nicht so einfach. Ein Haken ist immer dabei...

Aramesh Offline




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14.12.2006 15:05
#9 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

... und ein Esel braucht auch Futter...

Lieben Gruß

mande ( gelöscht )
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15.12.2006 07:30
#10 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Die dritte Geschichte über Nasreddin.


Nasreddin and the Beggar.

One day, Nasreddin was up on the roof of his house, mending a hole in the tiles. He had nearly finished, and he was pleased with his work. Suddenly, he heard a voice below call "Hello!" When he looked down, Nasreddin saw an old man in dirty clothes standing below.

"What do you want?" asked Nasreddin.

"Come down and I'll tell you," called the man.

Nasreddin was annoyed, but he was a polite man, so he put down his tools. Carefully, he climbed all the way down to the ground.

"What do you want?" he asked, when he reached the ground.

"Could you spare a little money for an old beggar?" asked the old man. Nasreddin thought for a minute.

Then he said, "Come with me." He began climbing the ladder again. The old man followed him all the way to the top. When they were both sitting on the roof, Nasreddin turned to the beggar.

"No," he said.


Mande

[ Editiert von Administrator mande am 15.12.06 7:31 ]

Aramesh Offline




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15.12.2006 07:48
#11 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Oh poor boy!

mande ( gelöscht )
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04.01.2007 12:50
#12 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Die vierte Geschichte über Nasreddin.



Nasreddin and the Smell of Soup

One day, a poor man, who had only one piece of bread to eat, was walking past a restaurant. There was a large pot of soup on the table. The poor man held his bread over the soup, so the steam from the soup went into the bread, and gave it a good smell. Then he ate the bread.

The restaurant owner was very angry at this, and he asked the man for money, in exchange for the steam from the soup. The poor man had no money, so the restaurant owner took him to Nasreddin, who was a judge at that time. Nasreddin thought about the case for a little while.

Then he took some money from his pocket. He held the coins next to the restaurant owner's ear, and shook them, so that they made a jingling noise.

"What was that?" asked the restaurant owner.

"That was payment for you," answered Nasreddin.

"What do you mean? That was just the sound of coins!" protested the restaurant owner.

"The sound of the coins is payment for the smell of the soup," answered Nasreddin. "Now go back to your restaurant."


Mande

mande ( gelöscht )
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04.01.2007 20:04
#13 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Die fünfte Geschichte über Nasreddin



Nasreddin the Ferry Man


Nasreddin once had an old boat, which he used to ferry people across the river. One day, he was taking a university professor to the other side.

"What is the square root of 9?" asked the professor.

"I don't know," answered Nasreddin.

"How do you spell elephant?" asked the professor.

"I have no idea," replied Nasreddin.

"Didn't you study anything at school?" demanded the professor, surprised.

"No," said Nasreddin.

"Then you wasted half your life," said the professor.

Nasreddin was silent for a little while. Then he said:

"Can you swim?"

"No," said the professor.

"Then you wasted ALL of your life," said Nasreddin. "We are sinking."


Mande

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04.01.2007 20:13
#14 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Die vierte Geschichte über Nasreddin gefällt mir ausgesprochen gut.

mande ( gelöscht )
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04.01.2007 21:04
#15 RE: lustiges in englisch antworten

Hier kommt nun die sexte und letzte Story über Nasreddin.

Nasreddin's Visitors
One day a visitor came to Nasreddin's house. "I am your cousin from Konya," he said, "and I have brought you a duck to celebrate the visit." Nasreddin was delighted. He asked his wife to cook the duck, and served the visitor a fine dinner.

The next day another visitor arrived. "I am the friend of the man who brought you the duck," he said. Nasreddin invited him in and gave him a good meal. The next day another visitor arrived, and said he was the friend of the friend of the man who had brought the duck. Again Nasreddin invited him in for a meal. However, he was getting annoyed. Visitors seemed to be using his house as a restaurant.

Then another visitor came, and said he was the friend of the friend of the friend of the man who had brought the duck. Nasreddin invited him to eat dinner with him. His wife brought some soup to the table and the visitor tasted it. "What kind of soup is this?" asked the visitor. "It tastes just like warm water." "Ah!" said Nasreddin, "That is the soup of the soup of the soup of the duck."

Alle diese Geschichten sind gekürzt widergegeben von John and Muriel Higgins


mande


P.S.:
Vieleicht weiss Aramesh mehr von diese Geschichten

[ Editiert von Administrator mande am 04.01.07 21:06 ]

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